🧑‍🎄 Glisten & Listen (To Nothing) Christmas Jumper
 
For every parent, auntie, uncle, or just anyone who's ever spent a moment with children over Christmas, this Where Treetops Glisten jumper is your new festive uniform!
This cosy jumper features a hilarious, modern take on a classic carol, perfectly capturing the reality of the festive period: "Where the tree tops glisten & children listen—TO NOTHING. Children literally listen to nothing." It's the ideal tongue-in-cheek sweater for those who love Christmas but also appreciate a bit of grown-up honesty.
 
✨ Key Features:
 
Hilariously Honest Design: The witty text makes this jumper a guaranteed conversation starter and a relatable laugh for anyone with kids in their life.
Supreme Comfort: Made from a soft, premium fabric blend, it's designed to keep you toasty and comfortable whether you're chasing little ones or enjoying a moment of quiet (if you can find one!).
Festive Colours: Available in a great range of colours to suit your mood (the rich Maroon pictured is gorgeous!) including Forest Green, Navy Blue, Ash Grey, and more.
UK Sizing: A relaxed, comfy fit that's spot on for layering over a t-shirt or just lounging around in your pyjamas.
 
🎁 Perfect For:
 
Mums and Dads who deserve a laugh after a busy day of holiday fun.
'Naff' jumper parties where you want to wear something genuinely funny.
Christmas Eve traditions (as long as the children are still asleep!).
Thoughtful present-giving to other parents who understand the struggle.
Embrace the chaos of Christmas with a jumper that just gets it!